翻译: 冠风 vai歪 一滑 赛尔壳斯
瑞克 我们成功了 我们拿到了 Rick, we did it! We -- We got it!
校对: 史努比嘟
快 莫蒂 快进来 Hurry up, Morty. Get in!
恰奇 Chachi!
别管恰奇了 莫蒂 你拿到了吗 Fuck Chachi, Morty. Did you get it?
是他帮我从监狱里逃出来的 He helped me escape prison.
后期: 天灵没有盖
你拿到终极魔方了吗 Did you get the Ultimate Cube?
哦 这是紫色的 Oh, it's purple.
你说过它就是紫色的啊 Y-You said it was purple.
压制: 怪查理
我说我的那个是紫色的 I said mine was.
我又不知道它们全是紫色的 I didn't know they all were.
但现在我知道了 多亏了奇奇 And now we do, thanks to Chichi.
总监: 怪查理
恰奇 Chachi.
所以 呃 那个啥时候能给我 So, uh, w-w-when do I get it?
给你什么 一个拥抱吗 Get what, a hug?
那得先找个有水管的给你洗洗 Let's find a planet with a garden hose first.
- 一条龙 - 一条龙 - A dragon. - A dragon.
你让我逃课来陪你跟机器人打仗 You asked me to cut class and fight robots with you.
我说 不行 I said, "No."
你说 上百万的生命可指着你呢 You said, "Millions of lives depend on it."
我说 你给我条龙我就做 I said, "I'll do it for a dragon."
你说 随你吧 You said, "Whatever."
我现在想要我的龙 I want my dragon.
你知道都是什么人喜欢龙吗 莫蒂 You know who's into dragons, Morty?
拒绝承认自己是基督徒的书呆子 Nerds that refuse to admit they're Christian.
- 我要我的龙 - 给你个火箭鞋怎么样 - I want my dragon. - Let me give you rocket shoes.
或者金刚狼的爪子 Let me give you Wolverine claws.
或者一个火箭帽子也行 Let me give you a fucking rocket hat.
但是记得要跟火箭鞋一起用 Just be sure to use it with the rocket shoes,
要不然那玩意儿能把你头拽掉 or it'll rip your head off.
我要龙 我要龙 I want my dragon! I want my dragon!
我要龙 I want my dragon!
哦 糟糕 糟糕 Oh, crap. Crop.
爸 你还好吗 Dad, are you okay?
你的飞船在马耳他坠毁了 Your ship crashed in Malta.
我没事儿 I'm okay.
那就好 感谢上帝 Oh, thank God.
爸 你是跟莫蒂承诺要给他一条龙吗 Dad, did you promise Morty a dragon?
妈了个 Fuuuuuuu--
瑞克与莫蒂
第四季 第四集
电波诚译
在这里 还有这里滴血 Bleed here and here.
我可不要共同滴血 I'm not co-bleeding.
根据龙与人之境 Under authority of our treaty
共存双边协议的授权 'twixt the realms of dragon and man...
哦 我的天 这是我参加的第一个同性婚礼了 Oh, my God, it's my first gay wedding.
夏茉 Summer!
我特此宣布这条高贵的蛇及骑士 ...I hereby bind this noble serpent and rider
自此灵魂绑定 at the soul.
这是你的龙族咒语及知识手册 Here's your tome of dragon spells and lore.
里面有你需要知道的所有信息 That'll have everything you need.
祝你和龙相处愉快 Enjoy your dragon.
好的 龙 我们家有几条规矩 Okay, dragon, here's the house rules.
我的名字是 巴尔色魔 My name is Balthromaw,
我划破天空 我摧山裂石 breaker of sky, slayer of mountain.
第一条 现在开始你要自己处理大便 Rule one -- You are now scooper of your own poops,
否则我会像撕黑光海报一样搞死你 or I will take you down like the black-light poster you are.
没有别的规矩了 就这一条 I don't got any more rules. That's it.
我猜你应该不想在这段视频里被标出来吧 I'm guessing you'd rather not be tagged in this.
好吧 我上钩了 Okay, I'll bite.
那只会说话的猫是怎么回事 What's with the talking cat?
那是条龙 菜鸡 It's a dragon, dip knob.
我知道那是条龙 I know that's a dragon.
我说的是我房间里那只会说话的猫 I'm talking about the talking cat in my bedroom.
杰里 我为什么要给莫蒂一条会说话的龙 Jerry, why would I give Morty a talking dragon
同时再给你搞只会说话的猫呢 and you a talking cat at the same time?
这俩概念就不搭 Those concepts bump.
要是你真在跟猫讲话 If you're talking to a cat,
那就是个与我无关的不寻常现象 it's an abnormal event unrelated to me
就像你去冥王星或者跟我女儿搞在一起一样 like when you went to Pluto or fucked my daughter.
好吧 你也没有必要这么粗暴直接 Okay, there's really no need to get savage.
怎么样 So?
呃 他说你能说话跟他无关 Eh, he says he has nothing to do with your talking.
早跟你说了 Told you.
那你为什么会说话呢 So then why are you talking?
- 这个重要吗 - 这难道不重要吗 - Why should that matter? - Why should it not matter?
我怎么知道这不是我的幻觉 How do I know I'm not hallucinating?
瑞克已经说了这是个不寻常现象 Rick said this is an abnormal event.
你总是需要瑞克来告诉你正在发生什么吗 Do you always need Rick to tell you what's going on?
也许你应该停止问问题 Maybe it's time you stopped asking questions
而开始找乐子了 and started having fun.
哇 好吧 Wow, okay.
那么 你想要做什么 So, what do you want?
我想让你带我们去机场 I want you to take us to the airport
然后买两张去佛罗里达的头等舱机票 and get us two first-class tickets to Florida.
为什么 我 我倒是也能做 Why, I -- I can do that.
这也太酷了 Oh, this is so cool!
随时恭候你的下次命令 I await your next command.
不不不 没有谁在命令谁 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Nobody is commanding anybody.
我喜欢与你做为平等的个体翱翔在天上 I love soaring through the sky with you as equals.
你有什么想做的吗 W-What do you want to do?
我想回我的巢穴然后躺在收集来的宝藏中 I want to enter my lair and sleep upon my hoard
直到人类时代结束 until the Age of Man expires.
好吧 Okay.
不如我们各退一步 Split the diff?
睡20分钟 然后再去天上飞一会儿怎么样 20-minute nap and soar through the sky?
如你所愿 As you command.
好的 一会儿见 Okay, see you soon.
我玩儿得很开心 T-This is fun.
嗯 对 Yeah, right.
这剧叫什么 识股寻踪吗 What's this show called, "Ass"?
对 跟识骨寻踪一样 不过他们专门侦破跟屁股有关的案子 Yeah, it's like "Bones," but they solve ass crimes.
这个屁股是条线索 This ass is a clue.
这俩人会搞在一起吗 Are these two gonna hook up?
不会 只有无聊的粉丝才会想要那个 No, and only the lame fans want that.
不用你教我怎么去欣赏 Don't tell me how to enjoy things.
- 追她 小屁 - 那是布伦纳 - Go to her ass. - That's Brenner.
追布伦纳 小屁 Go to Brenner Ass.
蜜月期已经结束了吗 Honeymoon over already?
你这话什么意思 What's that supposed to mean?
承认吧 莫蒂 龙都逊爆了 Admit it, Morty. Dragons suck.
你为什么不承认自己你不想让别人开心 Why don't you admit you don't anyone else to be happy
因为你就是个可悲的老鬼 because you're a sad old fart?
鬼怎么就可悲了呢 How do you saddle a fart?
我去 你看 Holy shit. Look!
- 我爱你 屁股 - 我爱你 布伦纳 - I love you, Ass. - I love you, Brenner.
不会吧 No.
莫蒂养龙这一集 到此结束了 And that's the end of the "Morty Gets a Dragon" episode.
你要把它杀了吗 Are you gonna slay it?
首先 我永远秒杀全场 姐妹 First off, I always slay it, queen.
- 第二 是的 - 我要先暂停识股寻踪吗 - Secondly, yes. - Should I pause "Ass"?
不用了 既然他俩在一起 这剧就有点无聊了 Nah, it's kind of boring now that they're together.
嘿 脑残 Hey, fuckface.
你他妈能闭上嘴或者至少翻过去一边睡吗 Will you shut the fuck up or at least roll over?
哦 不 烧起来了 Oh, no, it burns.
哦 我的天啊 有火 还有什么的 Oh, my God. Oh, the fire of -- of it all.
啊 我要是能早点为 Ah, if only I had prepared better
这场残酷的斗争做准备 for this terrifying battle by remembering
好好想想龙族唯一出名的手段就好了 the only thing dragons are known for.
可小心烧心咯 Careful you don't get heartburn.
我可用了很多C4 造这个机器人 I made that android with a lot of C4.
哦 抱歉 我在其中灌入了 Oh, I'm sorry. I imbued it with
可以远程操控的爆炸性药剂 a remote-controlled explode-y potion.
你征服了我 You have bested me.
我听候你差遣 I am at your service.
很高兴达成了共识 Good to be on the same parchment.
听着 我会告诉我的外孙 Now, I'm gonna tell my grandson
你跟着一架低空747飞机逃走了 you ran off with a low-flying 747
赶紧装好你的 while you pack up your
等一下 这难道是 Wait, is this
捉鬼橙汁是1989年为宣传<捉鬼敢死队>推出的一款饮料 现已绝版
你怎么会有1989年原版捉鬼橙汁饮料盒 Why do you have an original Ecto Cooler juice box from 1989?
我收集你们人类的珍稀之物 I hoard that which your kind covets.
我出20美元卖给我 Give you 20 bucks for it.
想得美 Nice try.
你这底下还藏了什么好东西 What the hell else are you hoarding down here?
<魔幻小战士> 1998年美国科幻电影 讲述被植入军用电脑晶片的战斗玩具的故事
看啊 这是 魔幻小战士 旋转棒棒糖吗 Cha-ching. "Small Soldiers" Spin Pops?
别撕开 Don't open that.
我又不是傻子 I'm not an idiot.
未来小子 美国说唱歌手
嘿 你这儿怎么有未来小子的同名黑胶专辑 Hey, why do you have Future's self-titled album on vinyl?
凑近点儿看 Look closer.
哦 妈的 他签了名 Oh, shit. He signed it.
再近点儿 Closer.
他用开心丸和镇痛药签的吗 He signed it in molly and Percocet?
我能在这儿玩一整晚 I could spend all night down here.
你吸过火山熔烟吗 Do you indulge in volcanic fumes?
我会精神错乱吗 Is it gonna fuck up my brain?
不会 No.
管他的 吸了再说 I'll do it anyway.
机票可不便宜啊 Hoo, those were not cheap tickets,
但我已经决定要去了 but, um, I'm down to clown.
呃 再问一下 你为什么会说话 Uh, w-w-w-why can you talk again, uh?
这不重要 杰里 It's not important, Jerry.
好吧 那为什么要去弗罗里达 Okay, but why Florida?
因为那里的人不爱问问题 Because they don't ask questions.
他们打排球 办派对 找乐子 They play volleyball, they party, and they have fun.
好吧 好吧 Right, right.
你可以的 杰里 You can do this, Jerry.
我可以的 I can do this.
哦 耶 Oh,yeah.
嘿 杰里 打完这场比赛 Hey, Jerry, after this game,
来我游艇上玩 带上你的猫 come to my yacht and bring your cat.
没问题 吉普 You got it, Jipe.
我不得不承认 你是对的 I got to admit, you were right.
我有话要跟你说 杰里 I've got to tell you something, Jerry.
今天是我这辈子最开心的一天 This is the happiest I've ever been in my entire life.
哦 恶心 谁在沙子里拉屎了 Oh, gross! Who shit in the sand?
有人在沙子里拉了一小坨屎 Someone took a small shit in the sand
然后扒拉了两脚 随便埋了一下 and buried it with, like, two little kicks
然后就放在这儿不管了 跟个地雷似的 and just left it here like a land mine.
为什么 还有 是谁 Why and who?
是他干的 It was him.
救命 Help!
背景音乐 -Future
*哟* ♪ Yo ♪
*镇痛药 耶 开心丸 镇痛药 镇痛药* ♪ Percocets, yeah, molly, Percocets, Percocets ♪
*戴上面具 算了摘下吧* ♪ Mask on. Fuck it, mask off ♪
*嗨草要抽完了 千万别打盹* ♪ Gas gone, Never nod off ♪
莫蒂在召唤我 I'm being summoned by Morty.
是的 他也给我发了消息 Yeah. He's, uh, texting me.
你打算怎么回他 Hmm. How are you responding?
我不打算回他 Ugh, I tend not to,
或者我给他发一个比较流行的动图 or maybe I'll send, like, a popular animated GIF
几乎可以表达各种意思 that could be interpreted in almost any way.
机智 Brilliant.
我召唤你 I summon thee.
我召唤你 巴尔色魔 I summon thee, Balthromaw.
这什么 What the hell?
泰勒斯威夫特在挥动她的手 Taylor Swift pumping her hands in the air?
这是什么意思 What does it mean when
意思就是你弱爆了 It means you're lame.
*哟* ♪ Yo ♪
*镇痛药 耶 开心丸 镇痛药 镇痛药* ♪ Percocets, yeah, molly, Percocets, Percocets ♪
*戴上面具 算了摘下吧* ♪ Mask on. Fuck it, mask off ♪
*嗨草要抽完了 千万别打盹* ♪ Gas gone, Never nod off ♪
那句话怎么说的来着 What's the saying?
“半兽人为了生活而工作 矮人为了工作而生活” "Orcs work to live. Dwarves live to work."
太傻了 So dumb.
如果世间流传着我的传说 If there's ever a saying about me,
我就直接朝太阳撞过去 I'll fly into the fucking Sun.
哦 对龙来说 你还是太渺小了 瑞克 Oh, you're small for a dragon, Rick.
那又怎样 我家底下可是有一大堆超棒的玩意儿呢 Well, I sleep on an extra big pile of awesome shit.
那么世间一定会流传你的传说 Then there will be sayings about you.
比你弱小的人会追猎你 Your lessers will hunt you down,
而你将会被圈养或者被斩杀 and you will be owned or slain.
所以才被叫做濒危物种啊 兄弟 That's why they call it a dying breed, brother.
天啊 Oh, God, ugh.
- 我的灵魂 - 哦 - My soul. - Oh!
太棒了 我是 Oh, yeah. I'm --
我是 我是一条龙 I'm -- I'm a dragon.
哦 我在绑定 Oh! Ugh, I'm bonding.
我也在绑定 I'm bonding too.
太棒了 Oh!Yeah.
搞什么 What the fuck?
莫蒂 听我解释 Morty, I can explain.
停下 Stop!
你们怎么还不停下 Why are you still doing it?
我怎么感觉现在更爽了呢 Why does it feel better now?
我希望不是因为你在看着 但是别走开了 I hope it's not because you're watching but don't go anywhere.
你们是怎么找到我们的 How did you find us?
我们跟着硫磺和放荡的臭味找来的 We followed the smell of sulfur and skankery.
太棒了 Oh!Oh, yeah.
太爽了 Oh, man, ugh.
老子不干了 Fuck this.
你收回这张虚假的灵魂绑定协议吧 You can take this stupid fake soul-bond contract,
你还可以 and you can
不能退款 No refunds.
你的龙和我外公灵魂绑定了 Your dragon soul-bonded with my grandpa.
天啊 我非常抱歉 Oh, my! I am so sorry.
它完全违规了 That is a total violation.
那还用说吗 Yeah, no shit.
我马上处理这件事 I'll take care of this at once.
你这条贱龙 You slut dragon!
- 搞什么 - 你个骚货 - What the fuck? - You slut.
- 冷静点儿 老兄 - 骚货 - Chill out, dude. - Slut!
- 好了 有点 - 你个骚货 - Okay, that's -- - You slut!
- 用不着 - 骚货 - Y-You don't have to -- - Slut!
你不要脸 Shame on you!
你这个不要脸的骚货 Shame, you slut! You slutty, slutty slut!
为什么我感觉也被抽了一样 Ow! Why the fuck does it feel like you're whipping me?
那是因为你的灵魂和一个肮脏 Because your soul got tangled in a dirty....
低贱 ...slutty...
淫荡的灵魂结合了 ...slut soul!
给我进去 Let's go! Ow! Ow!
滚进传送门 你个骚货 Get to that portal, you slut.
外公 快挽救一下 不然我就发推特 Grandpa, do something, or I will tweet,
你就会名誉扫地 and you will be canceled.
“头皮屑大师 Dandruff the Great" 由"灰袍甘道夫Gandalf the Grey"变形而来
嘿 头皮屑大师 放轻松 把龙还给孩子 Hey, Dandruff the Great, lighten up and give the kid his dragon.
谁下令的 By whose command?
你又没有魔法 You have no magic.
是啊 我知道 我有真正的能力 Yeah, I know. I have actual power.
但你在这儿使不出来 Not here, you don't.
真正的能力是这样的 True power looks like this --
巨石怪兽 stone monster.
等着被收拾吧 Stick that up your ass.
哦 你就这点儿能耐吗 Oh, you're done?
我以为巨石怪兽是来见识物理学家的厉害的 I thought the rock monster was here to introduce a physicist.
脊髓缆 呃 激活吗啡 Spinal cord, uh, activate morphine.
哦 我可能要嗝屁了 Oh, I might be fucked.
闪电桥 Lightning bridge!
好了 他走了 听着 Okay, he's gone. Listen up.
这山里面可能有动物 There's probably animals in these hills.
动物常通过舔岩石来获取盐分
如果你放我一马 我能让它们跪舔你 If you spare me, I can make your crotch a salt lick.
阿嘎那 阿克萨卡 萨普鲁 Agana aksaka sapooloo
谢谢 莫蒂 Thank you, Morty.
我猜你在垃圾世界里比较厉害 Figures you'd be higher status in Lame World.
清醒点儿 你个小三 Get your shit together, Lair Wrecker.
我们必须去救巴尔色魔 We need to rescue Balthromaw.
莫蒂 这个故事的教训是 兄弟比龙重要 Morty, the moral of this story is bros before dragons.
你懂的 You know what I'm talking about?
如果你们灵魂绑定的时候他死了 你也会死 Yeah, if he dies while you're soul bonded, you die too.
莫蒂 这个故事的主题是兄弟救龙 Morty, the moral of this story is bros rescue dragons.
巴尔色魔 你因为和多位骑士灵魂绑定 Balthromaw, by soul bonding with multiple riders,
违背了龙族和人类的契约 you have violated the treaty between dragon and mankind.
龙族社会对你判处绞刑 The Dragonarchy sentences you to hang by the neck until dead.
数到三 On the count of three.
一龙族社会 One Dragonarchy,
二龙族社会 two Dragonarchy,
二点五 我只是想确定一下 2 1/2 -- I just wanted to make sure --
三 three!
外公 你怎么了 Grandpa Rick, what's wrong?
天哪 肯定是巫师判了巴尔色魔绞刑 Oh, God. The wizard must have hung Balthromaw!
那还搞毛 我们可以回去了吗 Well, fuck it. Can we go back then?
不不 一条龙要78年才能被绞死 所以 W-Well, no, no. It takes, like, 78 years to hang a dragon to death, so...
矮马 太难受了 Aw, man. It's so annoying.
你有没有生吞过很大的维他片 You ever, like, try to swallow a really big vitamin
不喝水 呃 with no water? Ugh!
就那种 You know, like
真的很大的药片 really, like, big one, you know,
然后卡嗓子眼儿了 and it kind of gets, ugh, stuck in your throat?
太难受了 好了 It's -- It's annoying. All right.
莫蒂 去激活这个魔像 Morty, go ahead and activate this golem.
阿嘎那 阿克萨卡 萨普鲁 Agana aksaka sapooloo
太尼玛蠢 好了 Fucking dumb. All right.
谁想拥有最莫名其妙的能力 Who wants to be infused with, like, uh, unreasonable power?
哦 我可以做一个性感的射手女孩吗 Oh, can I be, like, a sexy arrow-shooty lady?
随便吧 没有规矩 我不在乎 Yeah, whatever. There's no rules. I don't care.
莫蒂 你想要超能力吗 Morty, you want superpowers?
不用了谢谢 我有我的宝典 No, thanks. I'm fine. I've got my book.
好吧 祝你好运 All right. Good luck with that.
我们走 Let's go.
天哪 就是那种喝了太多橙汁 God, it's like --have you ever had too much orange juice,
或者吞了一颗蛋黄 or, like, you know how egg yolk
卡嗓子的感觉吗 kind of, like, gets in your throat?
我们知道了 Yeah, we get it.
赶紧的 Come on and hurry.
我们要去救巴尔色魔 W-We got to free Balthromaw.
- 乌普鲁苏 - 放着我来 Upsulu - I got this.
莫蒂 这本宝典好用吗 Morty, how's that book working out for you,
你这傻缺 you fucking d-d-dumbass?
你知道吗 你是对的 Huh. You know what? You're right.
这些魔法玩意儿越用越顺手 I could get used to this magic stuff.
巴尔色魔在那里 There's Balthromaw.
看这身手 看我的 Check this shit out. Watch this.
没错 你看都不要看 Oh, yeah, yeah. Don't even look.
根本不用瞄一眼 Don't even bother looking.
让魔法引领你的箭 Just fucking let magic guide your arrow.
夏茉 你他妈在干嘛 Summer, what the hell are you doing?
- 认真一点 - 把嘴闭上 莫蒂 - Take this seriously. - Shut the fuck up, Morty.
不要假装好像魔法需要任何技能或思想 Stop trying to pretend like magic involves skill or thought.
夏茉 让箭看起来像是从你屁眼儿里射出去的一样 Summer, make it look like it's coming out of your butthole.
没错 没错 Yeah, yeah.
妈的 我的眼睛 Oh, fuck, my fucking eye, oh!
我 在中世纪要怎么骂街 What in the Medieval equivalent of tarnation --
耶稣基督 Jesus Christ!
夏茉 你这傻缺 Summer, you fucking idiot!
12脚连环踹 Power of 12 feet.
呃 我操 Uh, ow, fuck!
我收回我的话 I take it all back!
我特么恨死魔法 I fucking hate magic!
骚货窃贼 Slut thief!
你是个骚货窃贼 You're a slut thief!
挺有意思的船 有意思的人 Pretty fun boat, fun people.
太棒了 不会被问为什么我能说话 That's great, not being asked why I can talk.
我是只会说话的猫 但重点是谁在乎为什么呢 I'm a talking cat, but "Who cares why?" is my point.
和你聊得很愉快 没有原因 Well, nice talking to you for no reason.
约格 那个不错 Jorge, that was a good one,
但你知道什么是花生酱石像鬼吗 but do you know what a peanut butter gargoyle is?
不知道 那是啥 Nah, what's that?
就是你跟一个女的 Dude, it's when you take the chick,
- 你把她的脚放到教堂上 - 不好意思打扰一下 - put her feet on a cathedral - Sorry to interrupt, guys.
你们说的是真实的性爱姿势吗 Just want to clarify, are these real sex positions?
如果是的话 Because if they are,
它们如何能让男性产生快感呢 how are they gratifying to the male at all?
如果说目的是发明出新玩儿法 And if the goal is to make something up,
那为什么不发明一些 更好玩儿的呢 why not make up something...funnier?
我问的问题太多了 对吧 I'm asking too many questions, aren't I?
多么讽刺 How ironic.
滚出弗罗里达 你这想太多的猫 Get out of Florida, you overthinking cat.
你怎么不滚去北面的乔治亚想太多呢 Why don't you go overthink shit up north in Georgia?
讨厌那猫 Hate that cat.
你有打车钱吗 You got any money for a cab?
为什么要问问题 Why ask questions?
为什么不只是享乐 Why not just have fun?
我活该 I deserve that.
请注意 龙族的公民们 Attention, citizens of Draygon,
一条骚龙越狱了 a slut dragon has escaped.
任何为他提供庇护的龙也是骚货 Anyone caught harboring it is also a slut.
- 这就是规矩 - 嗷 我的眼睛 - That's how it goes. - Ow, my eye.
你能感受到我的疼痛 真让我心疼 It pains me that you can feel my pain.
这样你不如吸自己的大雕 Yeah, how about you suck your dick,
那也相当于我的大雕 which is also somehow my dick?
为什么偷情在一起的伴侣总是没有快乐的结局 Aw, why can't couples that start out cheating ever end up happy?
也许我可以找到那个巫师传送咒语 M-Maybe I can find that wizard's portal spell
然后送我们回家 in here and g-get us home.
不如找到那条可以让我和 How about finding the spell that unbinds me
你的蠢龙灵魂解绑的咒语 from your fucking dragon?
没有这样的咒语 No spells can do that.
只有巫师可以把灵魂解绑 Only the wizard can unbind soul bonds.
你他妈是谁 Uh, who the fuck are you?
我们是谁 你他妈是谁啊 贱人 Who are we? Who the fuck are you, bitch?
黛博拉 冷静 我们是骚龙 Debrah, stop. We are the slut dragons.
我们住在这些骚洞穴里 一天到晚干没羞没臊的事情 We live in these slut caves where we fuck, suck, and eat butt
希望你们能离开这里 and we kindly ask that you leave.
如果巫师知道我们在这儿 他会把我们送进监狱 If the wizard knows we are here, he will imprison us.
没错 我们喜欢在这儿 Yeah! We like it down here
因为我们可以操毛茸茸的猛犸象 你们滚 'cause we can fuck woolly mammoths. Get out!
- 你给我滚 迈克尔 - 闭嘴 迈克尔 - Get the fuck out of here, Michael! - Shut up, Michael!
你是唯一会干那玩意儿的龙 You're the only one that fucks that thing.
滚出去 Get the fuck out of here.
至少我对玩屎没兴趣 Well, at least I'm not into shit play.
- 我靠 - 等等 - Fuck you! - Hey, wait!
大家都不要吵了 Everybody stop, stop!
听着 这都是我的错 Listen, this is all my fault.
是我造成了这一切 因为我想要控制巴尔色魔 I started all this when I tried to control Balthromaw,
然后我搞砸了一切 and that was fucked up.
没有人应该控制任何人 Nobody should control anyone,
尤其是上面那位 especially that guy up there.
你可以尽情舔屁屁 And, um, you can eat butt if you want, I guess.
- 我 呃 - 让我来吧 莫蒂 - I, uh - I got this, Morty.
都听好了 骚龙们 Okay, listen up, slut dragons!
你们难道不更想在外面骚吗 Wouldn't you rather be sluts up there,
在整个世界里干 而不仅仅在洞穴里 have a fuck world instead of a fuck cave?
你们是怎么了 What's wrong with you?
这个扎着马尾的男人说到点子上了 This man with a ponytail makes a valid point.
所有的龙本质都是骚货 包括上层世界的龙 All dragons are sluts deep down, even the ones up above,
但我们必须杀了巫师才能获得自由 but we would have to kill the wizard to be free.
他太强大了 He is too powerful.
有一个办法可以杀死巫师 There is a way to kill the wizard.
哇喔 这个神秘人物是谁 Whoa. Who's this mysterious character?
影子撸者 你有亿万年没有从你的自嗨洞穴里出来了 Shadow Jacker, you haven't come out of your masturbation cave in eons.
现在正是我该从我的精液茧出山的时机 It's high time I emerge from my cum cocoon.
我已经厌倦了一边偷听你们发出的声音 一边自嗨 I grow tired of eavesdropping and masturbating to the sounds you all make.
天呐 好吧 Jesus Christ. All right.
可 可以再搞神秘一点的 C-Could use a little more mystery.
哦 哦 刚刚看见那手杖了 Oh, oh, just now seeing the staff.
我们一直缺少足够的骚货来打败巫师 We've never had enough sluts to defeat the wizard.
现在 有了这四个刚刚上门的 新鲜的 湿湿的骚货 Now, with the four fresh, wet sluts that just landed on our doorstep,
我们终于有机会了 we finally have a chance.
所以杀死巫师 就能打破我的灵魂绑定 So killing the wizard will break my soul bond.
对 所有问题都会解决了 Yes, it solves all of our problems.
我们必须启动十骚一体的灵魂群交 We must begin a 10-slut soul orgy...
打住 打住 什么 Wait, wait, what?
然后变成全骚的骚货凤龙 骚货 ...and become the all-slut slut phoenix dragon, Slut.
打住 打住 打住 打住 停下 停下 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on.
书里一定还有其他办法 There's got to be something else in here.
一定还有别的办法的 再等我一会儿 There's got to be another way. Just give me a second.
我还没把它全部读完呢 I haven't read all this yet.
还是别把我们这事告诉你爸妈了吧 Maybe don't tell your parents we did this?
哦 哦 不 哦 请等等 不 Oh, oh, no. Oh -- Wait, please, no!
冰咒 冰咒 Ice spell! Ice spell!
哦 上帝啊 Oh, God!
只让它持续更久了 That just made it last longer.
啊 它烧得更久了 Ah, it burns longer!
啊 本来能早点儿解脱的 Ah, I could have died fast!
谢谢你 陌生人 Thank you, strangers.
现在 这是你们的世界了 祝你们掌权愉快 Well, it's your world now. Have fun with empowerment.
权力大概是个让得到的人都很开心的东西 It seems to make everyone that gets it really happy.
好吧 大家 我要用这个打开传送门了 All right, guys. I'll use this to open a portal.
啊 开个传送门去地球 Uh, open a portal to Earth.
让我们快点离开这个鬼地方吧 Let's get the hell out of here fast.
天呐 看看这坨屎 God, look at this piece of shit.
为什么上面有字呢 谁会在传送门上写字呢 Why is there writing on it? Who writes on a portal?
本应该选金刚狼爪的 莫蒂 Should've taken me up on those Wolverine claws instead, Morty.
等会 为什么这条龙也跟来了 Wait, why did the dragon come?
我想我们可以一起玩 I was thinking we could hang out?
哦 好 喔 天呐 Oh, yeah. Whoa, Jesus.
你爸爸居然这段时间一直在给我发消息 Your dad's been texting me this whole time?
啊 他和一只猫在机场 Uh, he's at an airport with a cat.
好吧 这 这听起来 哇喔 Okay, that -- that sounds -- Wow.
你知道吗 我最好过去看看他 You know, I better check on him.
整季大结局就在那儿 你知道的 Big season finale right there, you know?
最好 呃 最好现在就去 Better, uh -- Better go right now.
还有早告诉过你别要龙的 莫蒂 Also, I told you not to get a dragon, Morty.
都怪你 傻缺 这是最差劲的冒险了 This is your fault. Fuck you, worst adventure ever.
最差劲的冒险了 Worst adventure ever.
是啊 啊 我想你最好走吧 巴尔色魔 Yeah, uh, I guess you better be on your way too, Balthromaw.
好吧 我一直在想 Well, I've been thinking.
你之前在洞穴里说的话真的打动了我 What you said back there in the cave really resonated with me.
或许我们可以试试看复合 Maybe we could try again?
听着 说实话 我有点儿被恶心到了 Look, to be honest, I'm kind of grossed out
我看到每件事物展现出来的色欲本质之后 with the sexual nature of how everything unfolded.
我之前并不知道龙都这么好色 I didn't know how sexual dragons were.
我只想搞些"龙与地下城"什么的 你知道吧 I kind of just wanted to do some D&D stuff, you know?
然后与姐姐 外公 And have a soul orgy
以及所有能找到的龙 进行灵魂群交 对吗 with your sister and grandpa and every dragon we could find, yeah?
不 听着 请你直接离开成吗 No, look, can you please just go?
我 我 我特别想去冲个澡 I-I-I really want to shower.
或者在我走前来个快速的灵魂绑定 Maybe a quick soul bone before I go.
我 我 我 我很好 I-I-I-I'm good.
我想我只是需要一个人呆着 I think I just need to be alone
然后某种程度上理 理顺一切 and sort of un-- unpack all this.
那你外公呢 What about your grandpa?
他想要吗 我可以等等 Would he want to? I can wait.
不 我想你最好离开 No, I think you better go.
我 我要去冲澡了 I-I'm gonna take that shower.
如果你只是想要流经全身的温暖液体 If it's just warm liquid you want trickled over your body,
- 我或许可以 - 不 不 听着 - I could maybe - No, no, look.
我就是想变干净 I just want to be clean!
经历完这一切后 我 我 我感觉我脏了 I-I-I feel dirty after everything that's happened.
要不来个快速快速手部绑定吧 我挺喜欢这个 How about a quick hand bond? I like doing it.
别自讨没趣了 You're embarrassing yourself.
我 我 我要关门了 I-I-I'm closing the door.
该死的灵魂渣男 Fucking soul teasers.
这车真酷 我喜欢找乐子 This is a cool car. I like having fun.
这就是我在说的 继续开 That's what I'm talking about. Keep it moving.
别问我为什么我会说话 Don't ask why I can talk.
- 别 别 别 - 嗯哈 - Mm,mm,mm. - Uh-huh.
当然 当然 For sure. For sure.
我们要去哪儿 Where are we going?
量子散热器可能需要加些纳米水 Quantum radiator might need some nanowater.
咱 咱们可以活动下腿脚 We -- We can stretch our legs.
那么 啊 为什么你会说话 So, uh, why can you talk?
这是什么 What is this?
我需要你在一个点上 来扫描你的大脑 I need you in one spot for a clean mind scan.
扫描大脑 听着 你想多了 Mind scan? Look, you're overthinking it.
会说话的猫的重点在于找乐子 The point of a talking cat is to have fun.
我觉得不能问问题的同时还能找乐子 I find the insinuation that I can't ask questions
有种你瞧不起人的感觉 andhave fun condescending.
- 你觉得这是瞧不起人吗 杰里 - 确实 - Y-You find it condescending, Jerry? - Yes.
- 行吧 我来自外太空 满意了吧 - 不 - All right. I'm from outer space. Happy? - No.
正是如此 因为没有答案会令人满意 Exactly, because no answer would be satisfying.
因为那是谎话 Because it's a lie.
让我们看看真相吧 Let's see the truth.
什么情况 What in the...
哦 狗娘养的 Oh, son of a bitch.
- 杰里 别看 - 我想看 - Jerry, don't. - I want to see.
不 你不会的 No, you do not.
不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
至少现在或许 At least now maybe --
快从这里滚开 Get the hell out of here!
但我没有地方可去 But I've got nowhere to go.
- 快滚 - 快滚 - Get out! - Get out!
滚开 Get out!
他进过我的家里 那儿放着我父母的照片 He was in my home where I keep photos of my parents.
杰里 我有个仪器 Jerry, I have a device.
它 能让我们忘了这些 I-It can make us forget.
不 我不认为我们应该忘记 No, I don't think we should forget,
这不应该忘记 not this.
必须有人记住这些 Someone has to remember.
会有人的 Someone will.
我们的飞船坠毁了吗 Did we crash?
那只猫呢 Where's the cat?
他 呃 逃跑了 He, uh, ran away.
- 你扫描他的大脑了吗 - 扫了 - Did you scan his brain? - Yeah.
你发现他会说话的原因了吗 Did you find out why he can talk?
他是外太空来的 He's from outer space.
外太空 Outer space?
那只小 That little --
对嘛 还真是令人吃惊 Of course, total mind fuck.
这就是我说的拉(龙) Now, that's what I call draggin'.
- 什么 - 开个玩笑 - What? - It's a joke.
你是一只龙 拉着你的东西 You're a dragon draggin' your stuff.
我懂了 I understand.
那么 你好吗 So, how you doing?
我厌倦了你们人类 I grow weary of you humans.
那么50块钱呢 你也厌倦了50块钱吗 How about 50 bucks? You weary of 50 bucks?
我正想背着老婆偷腥 I'm trying to cheat on my wife.
我在寻找魔幻的 奇妙的 I'm looking for a little magic, a little fantasy.
你需要帮助 让我们互相帮助 怎么样 You could use some help. Let's help each other, huh?
50块哦 50 bucks.
骚货 Slut!
漂亮 Nice.
你为什么会说话 Is there a reason you can speak?
是的 我对此感到很羞愧 Yeah, and I'm ashamed of it.
那就别讲了 Then speak of it no more.
你想吃点什么吗 或者绑定一下 Do you wish to eat, maybe bond a little?
好啊 我们可以绑定 Yeah, I could bond.
你飞去弗罗里达要多久 How long does it take you to fly to Florida?
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